Bah!

Call me grumpy if you like. But dammit, it’s just not right that everyone has Christmas stuff everywhere. It’s not even the middle of November yet! Our grocery store skipped Thanksgiving entirely and now is brimming with Christmas displays. What, are they wanting us to buy our Christmas turkey the first week of November? Should […]

No weddings and a funeral

As a general rule, funerals suck. That’s about as bluntly as I can put it. Not many redeeming qualities. So, since I don’t want to wallow in the mire about the funeral we went to this weekend, I’ll stick to the lightness that can only be brought about through the eyes of children. Here are […]

Marital advice

Found at Madfish Willie’s Cyber Saloon: A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, ‘Honey, I’ll be right back.’ Where are you going, Coochy Coo?’ asked […]