So tonite my honey and I went to see Poseidon. It was part of a grand Date Night, which I must tell you all about (I’m sure you’re just dying to know how it was) but I don’t really have time right now. But I’ll tell you about the movie portion. Â I’ll try not to […]
Okay, Mindy really said “suck it up” but we all know what she meant, right? (also, Mindy? I owe you pictures of that freakin’ alarm clock in action. Dayum) Four Jobs I Have Had: 1) Bartender 2) Hearse driver 3) Accountant 4) Telemarketer for a carpet cleaning company (Chem Lawn, go figure) Four Movies I […]
“Dad! I saw a squirrel!“ “Great honey!” “It was a big squirrel! “Ok” “It was huge! It must have been a daddy squirrel!” (not sure I like where this is going) “It was so fat!” “It had a huge bump, like yours stomach!” They didn’t walk home. But I thought about it.