Don’t panic!

When I’m having a long day, I love to read excerpts from the Book of Doug: A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy. It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide, and quite a lot of million light years from end to end. As it closed up […]

For Mindy

From STEP RIGHT UP Better Than Ever Blues Todd Snider ©1996 ============== No where to go, no one to call, Nothin’ to do except nothin’ at all The same ol’ climb up the same ol’ walls I’ve fallen down before. You see I’ve been down, I’ve been so depressed I’ve been overworked and overstressed But […]

He’s gonna be a doctor someday

A couple weeks ago I mentioned that my four year old announced the difference between boys and girls was that one had peanuts and the other had a little hole. Tonite, I’m changing the baby’s diaper. He is nearby, absolutely quiet. When I’m done wiping the poop (it took four wipes, give you an idea […]