And on the seventh day…
he puked. Not much more to say…
he puked. Not much more to say…
Same shit, different child. The baby? Fine. The five year old soccer star (he scored a couple goals last night)? Tummy ache, slight fever, restless. Staying home.
Take a small child. A little girl will work nicely. Give child a stomach bug of some kind that allows them to throw up at random moments, usually when least expected. Allow child to otherwise act perfectly healthy and be extremely active and happy to have some quality time with her Parent. When the child […]