what dreams may come

So, I’m having this wonderfully delicious dream, which involved a hotel room, a shower, and wicked hot oral sex… then I wake up, and see that my wife has gone to the store. To buy Harry Potter. And? tampons.

Um…

I go crazy sometimes, but I have yet to paint my car for a Harry Potter book. Just sayin’ 😉 072007_19361.jpg Originally uploaded by Miss Zoot.

Totally fake Harry Potter plots

I am making this up. If one or more of these things happen, don’t come looking at me, it’s a total coincidence. Hermione and Ron get pregnant (by accident), and have to quit studying magic to work at muggledane jobs in a bookstore to support their growing family, dealing with tons of fans (of some […]