harry-potter

I am making this up. If one or more of these things happen, don’t come looking at me, it’s a total coincidence.

1. Hermione and Ron get pregnant (by accident), and have to quit studying magic to work at muggledane jobs in a bookstore to support their growing family, dealing with tons of fans (of some novel) that line up for three days before it is released to get their copy early.
2. Snape meets a muggle model through Match.Com and suddenly smiles a LOT more.
3. Harry discovers the internet, and neglects his studies in order to build readership on his seventeen blogs. His grades suffer, his friends never see him anymore, and even the Dursleys decide he has become rather ordinary.
4. Hogwarts is chosen as the site for a new reality-based series, “Raise My Wand,” which is set to air on Showtime after-hours. Voldemort is voted out of the castle in the first round. The Dementors keep attacking the judges, which slows production immensely. The internet buzzes with folks that are either for or against Hermione, claiming she is too young to be in this kind of trashy show.
5. (for the benefit of my legions of Google-based readers): The freaky guy with one eye that swivels around finally shows his boobies.
6. The young wizards learn that Filch has been selling off Hogwarts artifacts on ebay, but only after he retires to Australia with his boyfriend Hagrid.

Wanna see something kinda cool?

(warning to all you middle school kids that come here looking for Emma Watson’s Boobs: there are no boobs on this poster!)

Thanks to Jo Blo for this.

I know that this will sound bad to many of you. Downright un-American, I guess.

But what is a blog good for if you can’t share your dirty little secrets?

Here goes: We have not pre-ordered Harry Potter, nor will we go to the local store at midnite to buy a copy. I don’t even know if they are open.

We’ll pick it up this weekend at Sam’s Wholesale, for much less than the cover price. And they’ll have a giant stack of them (a couple pallets), they always do.

Sorry.

By far the most common search term used to reach my lil’ blog is a combination of “emma watson” and boobies, breasts, bra size, or sometimes all of the above.

So, just to jack with Google some more, here’s another Emma Watson entry. It has nothing to do with boobies, but it does have to do with the apparent hoardes of young men that search for her on the interweb thingy.

Terra Lycos, the global Internet Group, today announced the 50 most popular user searches for the week ending June 12, 2004.

Harry Potter is number 9 on this week’s list, and making her first-ever appearance on the list is Harry Potter star Emma Watson at number 47.

Watson plays the role of Hermione Granger in the Potter series, and is the first of the Potter actors to ever make The Lycos 50. Watson generates nearly 60 percent more search activity than Daniel Radcliffe who portrays Harry, and gets 400 percent more searches than both Rupert Grint, a.k.a. Ron Weasley, and Tom Felton, who plays Harry’s arch enemy Draco Malfoy.

Courtesy of Wizard News dot com