I managed to scrub both toilets, then hear a child screaming outside. Why? They won’t tell me, not with a straight story, anyway. But somehow a can (large) of concentrated frozen orange juice is involved, as the contents were melting on the driveway next to an eight foot long bamboo stick. There was a bicycle […]
It’s been way too long, and my wife and I finally got to do something that we’ve been wanting to do for quite a while. And I still can’t wipe the smile off my face. We…
Yes, you, by the minibar? Get your mind out of the gutter. The word is, of course, “lurk,” which we have all done at one time or another. Except maybe Richard Simmons, I can’t imagine him lurking very well. Anyway, Sheryl, who ironically is away from the keyboard having some mental time, created “Lurker Amnesty […]