Growing older but not up
Currently I’m number two in this search, I’m hoping to be #1, Baby! Yeah!! (Dear Mom: Aren’t you glad you worked two jobs so I could attend college?) Google Search: “I have a foot fetish” blog
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annoying others with germs
Have you seen the commercial, where the woman and her child invite the friend over, and while they are playing the other child has the nerve to sneeze on the train, so mom looks disdainfully down her nose at said child, runs to the (unlocked, natch) cabinet and grabs the lysol spray and hoses down […]
Is it Monday already?
Apparently it is Monday, because I called the sitter and my office and explained that I have PBS. That’s Puking Baby Situation. I just made that up. Funny, eh? Well, anyway. The baby woke up yesterday having decorated her crib with, well, dinner from the night before. And not in a good way. She then […]