I’m trying, I really am. I’m trying to let things go. I’m trying to take care of things. I’m trying not to take everything too seriously. I’m trying to enjoy the gifts life has handed me. I’m trying not to look around and see everything covered in shit. I’m trying not to wallow in my […]
Since I’m finding it difficult to focus on work, due in no small part to certain e-mails I received at 8:00 freakin’ AM (heh), so I’ll do the next best thing: spread holiday cheer. Here is Dave Barry’s guide to Gift Wrapping for Men: – This is the time of year when we think back […]
America’s favorite criminal homemaker: don’t send me any more money or gifts, as the prison won’t let me keep them. The camp is fine; it is pretty much what I anticipated. The best news — everyone is nice — both the officials and my fellow inmates. I have adjusted and am very busy. The camp […]