all dogs go to jail

We’re watching the Pro Bowl, and trying to stay awake, when I commented to my wife: “I can’t believe how good the dogs have been all this time.” I mean, we had cheese and crackers, and chips and dip, and other munchies out on the coffee table and I hadn’t had to shoo the dogs […]

too much

If I’ve learned anything over the last several months, it’s that clutter slows you me down. I was listening to the radio and Guy came on; he wraps it up and sticks a bow on it: Too much walkin’ll wear your shoes out Too much juice’ll blow your fuse out Too much time’ll fill your […]

mutter matters

I’m late. Again. But hey, you get what you pay for. I say, and you think… Scrabble :: eggs. NyQuil :: sleep. Roadtrip :: no sleep. Idiot :: people on road driving slower than me. Bandages :: mummies Series :: premiere Summer :: over Prompt :: Tele September :: football! Chicken :: Wings. Did you […]