This conversation actually happened. Last night. At dinner. Child: Mommy, remember when I got sick and frowed up? Mom: Yes, sweety. That was bad. Child: On yours bed? Mom: Mm-hmm. Eat your dinner. Child: And I throwed up on yours bed and my hands and it went on the floor? Mom: Can’t this wait until […]
So the other night we’re eating dinner and my son is looking in the refrigerator. He asks: “What does Dan mean?” “Well, that’s a name. Short for Daniel.” He isn’t satisfied, and asks again. “Do you mean Danimals? We have some Danimals yogurt in the fridge.” “No, that’s not what I mean.” A minute or […]
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