Everybody loves you Everybody’s scared Everybody hates you Nobody cares Everybody’s crying Everybody’s free Everybody’s fortune Just looks like luck to me What are we so afraid of? Everybody sleeps alone In our darkest hour We all find our own way home Everybody loves you Well Jesus told you so Everybody’s lying Hell, even Jesus […]
“Raise your Voice” is a dumbed down after-school special that delivers a weaker message than a mall food court Chinese restaurant fortune cookie: “Follow your dreams. Even if these ambitions find you wanting to become a bad karaoke singer.” On the bright side, Brittany Spears can finally be happy that a pop princess made a […]
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer’s ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured over the little guy, reviving him. […]