Things that go “crunch”

Last night at 4:00 AM I awoke to the sound of the cat crunching the food in her bowl. And suddenly it reminded me of something from my childhood. We were outside, playing with a bunch of kids from the neighborhood, when we noticed that somebody’s cat (it’s been a long time but I think […]

Where he says Keanu does alright for a Buffy imitator

Okay, saw Constantine. Except for a two minute potty break, I saw the whole thing. Which is pretty cool. I had popcorn and a coke. Lots of people want to know how it is. Now bearing in mind the high praise I heaped on the likes of Thunderbirds and Sky Captain, I say this was […]

Flashback (flashback… flashback…)

Now I’ve got them on the run, and I’m looking for the high score; So it’s once around the block, And I’ll slide back out the side door. I’m really cookin’ now, eating everything in sight. All my money’s gone, so I’ll be back tomorow night. ‘Cause I’ve got Pac-Man fever; Pac-Man fever. It’s driving […]