THE WORLD’S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. THE END
Tag: fishing
Reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it. 4. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 5. Dogs like it if you leave a […]
Lessons learned
Thing kids have taught me: It’s more fun to color outside the lines. If you’re going to draw on the wall, do it behind the couch. Ask why until you understand. Hang on tight. Even if you’ve been fishing for 3 hours and haven’t gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you’re still better […]