Scene 1: I’m sitting on the toilet, it’s 5:00 AM. No lights, trying not to disturb anyone who is sleeping. I fart.** The dog comes running in from the other half of the house, acting like she hasn’t seen me in months and OH MY GOD HERE YOU ARE! Scene 2: Sitting at breakfast, and […]
Yes, we’re watching that Cindy Williams classic, “Bingo.” The kids are having waaay too much fun with the fart jokes. We went to the beach today, had some fun, and things went great until a rude wave surprised her and stole my wife’s
running Today: 3 miles, 36:23 MTD: 57.0 miles Time: 11h 33m 47s YTD: 386.4 miles Time: 3 days, 5h 01m 00s Mental jukebox: Knock Three Times (on the ceiling if you want me) Probably because I was running… before dawn. We saw Blood and Chocolate the other day, which was surprisingly good, for a werewolf […]