hazards of installing the baby monitor backwards

Too funny: You know, parenthood can be spectacularly unsexy. Now, I’m sure there are people who would vehemently disagree with me on that statement — possibly while gesturing to the Sybian lurking in their hall closet, ready to erupt into full 120 RPM power as soon as the kids go down for their afternoon nap […]

Dream until your dream come true

I once was with somebody I liked very much — an older person, when I was considerably younger than I am now. That person said, “Spend at least fifteen minutes a day weaving dreams. And if you weave a hundred, at least two of them will have a life.” So continue with a dream and […]

Drat.

You know that fantasy, where after a long day, you arrive home and are greeted at the front door by your mate, wearing nothing but a smile and holding an ice cold margarita?