stupid human tricks
Blowing out a candle. My hands were full, I leaned over – a little too close. Got a face full of wax. Looking at myself in the mirror, it looked I had been having some kind of fun…
Blowing out a candle. My hands were full, I leaned over – a little too close. Got a face full of wax. Looking at myself in the mirror, it looked I had been having some kind of fun…
Me: examine all of the facial tissue offerings for several minutes, comparing price per each with such features as aloe or antibacteria crap; eventually picking one that is not too expensive but not too scratchy looking. Two days later the dog eats the entire box. She: Grabs a box with Ratatouille on it. Instant hit […]
It should be a busy day, so here’s a little something to tide you over until I can think of anything better to write: Eight Women Who Look Better Bald Than Britney By now, I’m sure we’ve all seen the photos of Britney Spears with her newly shaven head. Amidst all the speculation about whether […]