quacked

I tried to tell my wife this joke the other day, and totally flubbed it, so of course I had to google it to get it right. Ahem: Three golfing buddies died in an auto accident and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they noticed the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. St. Peter […]

Mo’ free association

Well, enough of my “political crap.” Back to the ordinary. I say … and you think … ? Limit :: volume Voice :: activated. Like the commercial where the guy in the coffee shop gets his laptop to search for sites on “alternate sex.” (he asked for “alternate specs.”) Yeah, not too funny. Change :: […]

To Be 6 Again

I am not suggesting that the following story actually took place while Silly Old Bear was on vacation… but it could have. Ben was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like […]