I may be lazy

Yesterday evening, a knock came at the door. I was sipping my (cheap ass) wine, reading FARK, listening to the ruckus that three kids, two dogs, and a cat can make. My wife opens the door, then turns to me and says, “You negotiate.” “About, what, exactly?” (Ok, I’m a little slow) “Mowing the lawn.” […]

Watch out for that tree!

I had many ideas for the subject line on this one: That light? It was a fucking train. Back in touch with my inner dumbass. On my ass. Etc. I don’t deal well with failure. No, make that I’m not dealing well with failure. No past tense about it. I always try to cut my […]

BIF!

Blog It Forward Day!! For those of you new to this, it’s really simple. All you need to do is pick someone (or sometwo or somethree) off of your blogroll and post on your site just why you feel that they are linkworthy. Why the heck did you link them? Why are they given that […]