Again, Andy Borowitz nails one.

BARBARA BUSH RELOCATED Former First Lady Moved to New Location Away From Cameras, Microphones Just days after former First Lady Barbara Bush made widely publicized remarks about people made homeless by Hurricane Katrina, the White House said today that Mrs. Bush had been moved to “a new location away from television cameras and microphones.” Mrs. […]

bastards at the gates

I yelled at my son a little while ago. (my older boy, not the fella that was sick today). He used some rather choice language against his mom and then, um, “decorated” with a sharpie, something he knows much better than to do. Then I asked him to do something, he smarted off, and I […]

Smithers

We saw Mr and Mrs Smith yesterday (but I would have been totally okay with Mrs and Mr Smith, or perhaps Mr Smith and Mrs Jones-Smith, or what have you) Anyway, we had snuck away from the kids (sitters are great and well worth the second mortgage. I’m just sayin’) and thought we’d take in […]