I admire writers. I am in awe of their ability to communicate ideas and feelings; as I am extremely clumsy when it comes to doing these things. I read a lot of blogs and think ‘oh that looks easy’ and then fall flat on my ass. I have a giant file full of posts that […]
She wins the internet today, this week, and probably this month: all the pages worth masturbating to in “fifty shades of grey.” Here is but a snippet: page 137 “‘anastasia, i’m going to come in your mouth,’ his breathy tone is warning. ‘if you don’t want me to, stop now.’ he thrusts his hips again, […]
We watched Puss in Boots the other day. In case you are unfamiliar with the movie, Puss is a cat (who wears boots, hence the name) and apparently he was raised in an orphanage with his buddy, Humpty Alexander Dumpty. And to answer an eggcellent question from one of my kids: No, Shrek is not […]