I learned something new today! I was going to say something witty like ‘the sloth ends today,’ or somesuch. Turns out I was hearing the wrong word in my head (I’ve always, always, rhymed it with “moth” or “cloth.”) I like to think I’m an active sorta person, but the last couple of weeks, let’s […]
This morning I came as close to announcing “I’m cancelling Christmas!” as I ever have. All over something stupid. I know – kids will be kids, and kids will fight over stupid things. I also know they better not fuck with me, because I make Tony Montana look pretty relaxed at this point. So, anyway, […]
Technically, it happened Monday night. But I’m still feeling it. I ate an entire pint of “Marsha Marsha Marshmallow,” and chased it with a glass of eggnog laced with Extra Old Mount Gay. Then I died.