Ambien Walrus

I was reminded of this little guy while reading about someone who spent $7K on amazon while on Ambien. Myself? I just do depraved things that will haunt me and send some brutally honest emails. I may ruin relationships, but at least I’m not spending gobs of money that I don’t have.

maybe I should check ebay

If a frog had wings, it wouldn’t bump its ass when it hopped. I keep bumping my ass. I like to think I’m doing really well, and then reality jumps up and bites me again. I did get this gem in an email this morning: “Remember, through the suck, there is funny. It’s not enough, […]

Always on my mind

You ever get something in your head, and unless you tell somebody or write it down, it won’t go away? Me, too. So I’m writing these things down so they can go away: 1) I so want this shirt for my wife: 2) I don’t like sellers on Ebay who won’t leave feedback unless you, […]