Yeah, if I want humor, if I want funny, I don’t have to go far. I’m a walking laughtrack. And the good thing is? I can spread it. Far and wide. Like fertilizer. For example, here’s something I don’t even remember doing, but it happened. Apparently one day, when I was leaving a long message […]
I had many ideas for the subject line on this one: That light? It was a fucking train. Back in touch with my inner dumbass. On my ass. Etc. I don’t deal well with failure. No, make that I’m not dealing well with failure. No past tense about it. I always try to cut my […]
I pull into the parking lot. “Only five cars,” I think to myself. I’ve beat the lunch rush. By the time I get my stuff together, two more cars pull up. “I’m still doing ok.” I rush to the door, hoping to get in line before it gets longer. On the door is a note, […]