I know it’s monday and all, and I’m still on my first cup of coffee. But how did this happen? Apparently I’m the “feed of the day” at Feedster. wow! I’ve never been the feed of the day anywhere, but, like, wow. I didn’t really have a speech prepared or anything. And clearly, the place […]
In the midst of all the news about missiles killing children, missiles killing adults, car bombs, famine, corruption, bird flu (new outbreak in Thailand!), Mel Gibson’s rants, the housing market throwing up on itself, and Paul McCartney getting a divorce, there is one thing that can bring us all together on the Good Ship Lollipop: […]
I was coaching soccer practice, and one common thing for me to do is to yell for the players to “freeze” while in the midst of a scrimmage so I can tell them something. Me: “okay, Freeze!” Player (slowly): “I’m just. getting. a. drink. of. water.” The entire team then breaks into their favorite “Incredibles” […]