Reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it. 4. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 5. Dogs like it if you leave a […]

Constantine, revisited

Heh. Yeah, what they said. JoBlo’s movie review of Constantine: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Djimon Hounsou Phew. For a second there, I thought we were gonna get nothing but dogshit, recycled, former TV-show, remake-of-a-remakes starring Ice Cube, some kids and that Dakota Fanning chickie-dee for everything coming out of Hollywood in 2005, but thanks to […]

Home, home again

We made it. Got in about half an hour ago. Four bodies sleeping in the car, thankfully my wife woke up long enough to carry a child inside and I managed the other two. When I opened the car door my first thought was “hot.” It’s 70 degrees and 90% humidity here. Feels like a […]