you can humbug along at home, if you like

This morning I came as close to announcing “I’m cancelling Christmas!” as I ever have. All over something stupid. I know – kids will be kids, and kids will fight over stupid things. I also know they better not fuck with me, because I make Tony Montana look pretty relaxed at this point. So, anyway, […]

To forgive, divine

I just tried to make a batch of divinity. I now have four parchment paper sheets covered with tiny mounds of pecan flavored marshmallow sauce. Too sticky to do anything with. Um, yeah. This never happens on Food TV… Here’s a quote from my wife: “You are not allowed to buy a $300 KitchenAid just […]

Paula Deen? Knows her shit.

Divinity Originally uploaded by silly old bear. Dayum. These taste a lot better than they look. (note the spelling correction, thanks MiMi’! I’m sorry Googlers)