Not that we believe in overdoing it or anything, but here’s what’s on tap for the next coupla days. I’m sure I’m forgetting something: After work Friday: Pick up three kids at two locations, beginning at 5:00. Taekwondo – orange belt test, 6:00 Soccer practice for other boy, five miles away: 6:15 Saturday: Soccer game […]
Okay, Mindy really said “suck it up” but we all know what she meant, right? (also, Mindy? I owe you pictures of that freakin’ alarm clock in action. Dayum) Four Jobs I Have Had: 1) Bartender 2) Hearse driver 3) Accountant 4) Telemarketer for a carpet cleaning company (Chem Lawn, go figure) Four Movies I […]
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” “Where are you going, coochy cooh?” asked the wife. “I’m going to […]