Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot

I was clearing some dishes out of the sink and had the disposal running and thanks to soapy wet fingers I dropped a spoon into the churning maws. You know the sound, right? Of course, it was one of the “good” spoons, from our wedding. The spoon of course is still a spoon but is […]

Want fries with that?

I’m back on a health kick where I try and eat healthy and lose some weight and be able to climb stairs without wheezing and live long enough to see my kids finish high school. Again. (shaddup) So anyway, I’ve been reading a ton of nutritional data on various things. And of course, eating at […]

The fluffy bunnies are running from the dragons. Again.

Not a lot to say at the moment. I hesitate to write anything at all. Because I hate feeling all gloomy and shit, and because anything I write could be used as evidence against me. (cue Arlo Guthrie for the rest of the massacre). Trust me, what’s rattling around my brain ain’t pretty. So, hey, […]