by popular demand

Panda Porn (and I’m not even at the top of google for this yet. Bah.) And more Panda Porn: and a Panda Sex Toy: (don’t ask me what it does, I guess it talks dirty) and a Panda who has to sleep outside because he didn’t get Mrs. Panda anything for Valentines Day: and the […]

From my sister, but also seen on the internets

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” “Where are you going, coochy cooh?” asked the wife. “I’m going to […]