Turkey Day is coming!

Crap, I blink and suddenly tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Who let that happen? Did everyone get the e-mail except me? I’m kidding, kinda, since we’ve been planning for this for over a week now. I have a hotel room booked near my parents’ house. It’s a Holiday Inn express, so I can feel smarter afterward (lookout, […]

If you’re here looking for Emma Watson’s breasts?

Why don’t you try a web site devoted to her. My site might mention her once in a while (like, say, when a movie comes out) but for the most part, um, no. Also, whoever came here from Kuwait looking for ‘bear breasts?’ We spell it “bare” here in America. FYI. Only when mine are […]

50 First Date Nites

I gotta say, I was walking on sunshine earlier. Yeah, like that song. Around lunchtime (after my morning of Midas Hell, but that’s another post) my wife said to me “I want a Date Nite tonite.” For those of you who haven’t devolved into our particular brand of family life, a Date Nite means we […]