dentist

First of all, I spent some Quality Time with my dentist today, and dayum, my jaw is sore. If I’ve promised anybody a blow job? I’m sorry, that is totally out of the question. Ouch.

While I was chained to the chair (as he was warming up the chain saw) I saw video of Ms. Hilton leaving jail with a huge smile on her face as the world literally stopped turning to take her picture. Lemme just tell you right now how disappointed I’m gonna be if I get any less if I’m ever convicted of driving drunk.

Speaking of Paris, whom is pretty difficult to recognize without a penis in her mouth, here’s an old picture I realized I still had.

So I visit the dentist, and in between his exclamations of “gosh,” “oh dear,” “clear my schedule,” and the occasional “oops,” I got to see:

the last part of The Early Good Today Morning Show,

all of Rachael Ray,

and a bit of the Price is Right.

All for just several hundred dollars! Go me!

(it wasn’t all bad, the girl handling the suction hose thingy had the most beautiful brown eyes. I could look at them all day. If I was wearing my glasses, that is.)