We bought a new TV last night. The last time I went to a store and bought a TV was when Saddam invaded Kuwait and we started bombing the hell out of Baghdad. Remember the CNN thing? That SNL later spoofed with him hanging the phone out of the window of the hotel room and […]
This morning I came as close to announcing “I’m cancelling Christmas!” as I ever have. All over something stupid. I know – kids will be kids, and kids will fight over stupid things. I also know they better not fuck with me, because I make Tony Montana look pretty relaxed at this point. So, anyway, […]
I say, and you think… Treadmill :: something I couldn’t afford, even if I wanted one Stroke :: Billy Squier Exclusively :: yours Lash :: Main mast Red carpet :: Magic. Ride. Credit card:: VISA. Useful for buying some magic carpet rides. Points :: offense Domestic :: Going. As in “going domestic!” like the guys […]