hot to handle

I feel like I’m sitting in an oven, but I’m too cheap to turn on the air conditioning. It’s barely MARCH. Anyway. I’m thinking of getting a watch with a chronograph for myself for my birthday. Again, should be cheap. Sadly, I’m easily drawn to shiny things, and if you google anything like “sports watch” […]

Quit horsing around

Great analogy/summary of the situation from THE AUTOMATIC EARTH If you go to the racetrack and bet on a horse, you receive a piece of paper that confirms the bet you made. There are many different varities of bets possible; for now, let’s say you simply bet on one specific horse to win the race. […]

Running for Mayor of Dullsville

Oh, man, let me tell you about my morning. (This will be much more exciting if you imagine a rocking soundtrack, a couple of high-speed car chases, and perhaps Jessica Alba in a bikini tossed in. Or McDreamy, if you haven’t seen enough of Enchanted already, and you go that way.) Anyway. This morning, I […]