Spears. Toxic.

Any of you who said (or even thought) “This can’t be good” when presented with the thought of Britney and Paris becoming best friends? You can say “I told you so” now. (do not click that link if you are at work, or have any sense of decency. You have been warned.)

Scorched earth

That may seem like a funny name for a weekend recap, but that’s what I saw a lot of. We drove to visit my wife’s mom, and some other folks, and spent about four hours on Saturday and almost five hours Sunday (damn traffic) on the highways and byways of Texas. Damn, we could use […]

And then Google helpfully says:

New! Get the latest news on crack genitalia with Google Alerts. No, I wasn’t looking for crack genitalia in the first place. I was looking to see if anybody else had picked up the story yet. A misdemeanor warrant arrest led to felony drug charges against a Bryan woman when Brazos County jail authorities discovered […]