I try to be good

I try not to bog down with politics here, but I think many of my opinions show through the cracks, anyway. So today, of course, is a special day. And I’m not nearly creative enough to describe the coronation in all it’s splendor. So I’ll let the wonkette do it instead. Liveblogging has commenced… 11:40AM: […]

MAKERS OF CRACK ISSUE SAFETY WARNING

Could Cause Users to Become Ho’s, Company Says The makers of the popular drug crack issued a safety warning today, advising crack’s millions of users that habitual use of the stimulant could cause them to become ho’s. A spokesman for Pharmacia Cranque LLP announced the safety warning from its corporate headquarters in Brussels, causing its […]

Handy Christmas Tips

Since I’m finding it difficult to focus on work, due in no small part to certain e-mails I received at 8:00 freakin’ AM (heh), so I’ll do the next best thing: spread holiday cheer. Here is Dave Barry’s guide to Gift Wrapping for Men: – This is the time of year when we think back […]