did you know “sloth” rhymes with “oath?”

I learned something new today! I was going to say something witty like ‘the sloth ends today,’ or somesuch. Turns out I was hearing the wrong word in my head (I’ve always, always, rhymed it with “moth” or “cloth.”) I like to think I’m an active sorta person, but the last couple of weeks, let’s […]

you can humbug along at home, if you like

This morning I came as close to announcing “I’m cancelling Christmas!” as I ever have. All over something stupid. I know – kids will be kids, and kids will fight over stupid things. I also know they better not fuck with me, because I make Tony Montana look pretty relaxed at this point. So, anyway, […]