Tag: Constantine

Where he says Keanu does alright for a Buffy imitator

Okay, saw Constantine. Except for a two minute potty break, I saw the whole thing. Which is pretty cool. I had popcorn and a coke. Lots of people want to know how it is. Now bearing in mind the high praise I heaped on the likes of Thunderbirds and Sky Captain, I say this was […]

Choices

I have a ticket to Constantine. That’s right. A. Ticket. I can have my own popcorn, I can choose my own beverage. I don’t have to leave the movie at exactly the wrong moment to go to the bathroom. It’s the little things. Seems strange, though. Real strange. I know my seven year old is […]