My self importance is a god forsaken bore

Time is of the essence when you’re hanging by a thread And the answer to your questions won’t unravel in your head When you’re staring at forever from the edge of life’s abyss No one’s gonna tell you how it all came down to this If you say different your a liar I’m just preachin’ […]

to no one in particular

We’re at the grocery store, and my daughter is talking on her “cell phone” (which is pink and sounds like barbie) ‘Well, I just can’t handle it right now. Know what I mean? Yeah, dad needs me to get some peaches.’ She’s four, folks.

Keys to a strong marriage, #394

Open, clear, direct communication.  Example: Her: Remember when you said that at some point during summer school, nothing you do will be “good enough” for me? Him: yeah. Her: We’re there. Him: ___ (standing speechless like the dumbass she thinks I am) It’s easy kids!  Now, you go try it.