Tag: commandments

Y’all come back now, ya hear?

People here in Texas have trouble with all those “shalls” and “shall nots” in the Ten Commandments. Folks here just aren’t used to talking in those terms. So, some folks out in west Texas got together and translated the “King James” into “King Ranch” language: The Cowboy’s Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross […]

Cycling is good for your health

There were two preachers who would meet each other whilst riding to their particular churches. They both enjoyed riding bicycles and talking. Then one day, one of the preachers was walking. “What happened to your bike?” “Can you believe that someone from my own church stole it?!” “NO!” Then an idea struck him, “I have […]