Old man. Winter.

In light of the current weather (described by my ticker as “dreary,”) – it’s 36 degrees with a 20 mph wind – I’m currently hatching plans for making some popcorn, opening a bottle of wine, and watching a movie (we have Da Vinci Code, which I haven’t seen, and also Slither, which my wife won’t […]

A sign you might live in Texas

When the weather guy says there is a “cold front” coming, he really means: “it might drop below 70 degrees before sunrise. Maybe even all the way down to 68.” Update (the next morning): it made it down to 71. Good try, cold front! Maybe next time! But the humidity dropped to only 65%, so […]