biology

Idiot newscaster on CNN questioning whether texting causes STD’s in teen girls. Never thought to question how actively discouraging condom use (“just say no”) might be playing into this. No! If we tell kids to wrap that rascal, they’ll have more sex! It’ll be like we are encouraging them! Instead, we’ll just bury our heads […]

not googlephonic, though

We bought a new TV last night. The last time I went to a store and bought a TV was when Saddam invaded Kuwait and we started bombing the hell out of Baghdad. Remember the CNN thing? That SNL later spoofed with him hanging the phone out of the window of the hotel room and […]

a new kind of torture

One room with about eight people in it, some trying to talk. Dueling televisions, both cranked up LOUD because their owners cannot hear. One on Fox News, the other on CNN, during prime time.