Two men were down on their luck and decided to paint houses to earn some extra money. To start their business they asked the pastor of a local church if he would be interested in their service. He agreed and the men went out to buy the paint. As they drove to the paint store […]
Up, cleaned, dressed, fed at 7:00 8:15: dropping off a child at soccer coach’s house so he can get ride to his game 8:50 dropping off child at babysitter 9:00 – attending a retreat for child celebrating communion sacrament 12:05 – picking up child at babysitter 12:10 – picking up child from coach 12:15 – […]
The morning after, getting ready for church: There’s yelling. Cussing. Kicking and punching. Not a little bit of crying. But we made it to church (barely) on time. Hell, I can get this by sitting up and drinking a $5 bottle of wine by myself while watching bad Kung-fu movies. Tell me again why we […]