The most inspirational holiday message I’ve seen so far this week has to be all the electronic highway billboards in North Texas (the ones that usually say helpful things like “road construction, next 1,200 miles) that announced the cheerful if not seasonal: DRINK DRIVE GO TO JAIL I wish I had tons of witty stories […]
as we screwwww by the fire Wait, that isn’t how it goes? Oh, yeah. Whatever. Here. And, for good measure, here. Y’all be safe out there. Merry Christmas, or just have a great day if Christmas isn’t your bag, baby. I have the bike built, I brought all the bags in (during a rainstorm), I’m […]
Terrify :: realizing my daughter will be anything but “low maintenance.” Month :: January, because I can’t think of December anymore. Throat :: Deep! Invasion :: of the body snatchers. Nail :: hammer, of course. Mine is named “Mike.” 12 :: days of Christmas Bicker :: my kids! Should have just named them Bicker. Thomas […]