Birthday recap. Word pairs.

Feeling old. Breakfast donuts! fantastic comments lunch? Italian! (exclamation, points) work work projectile vomiting soccer practice take out kong, king cake, candles “caution: flammable” wash towels every. towel. kids crash birthday sex? no, asleep.

Everyone else is doing it!

Not one to be left out, here’s a recent chat… (parental discretion is advised) Jules: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I’m toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Jules: I’m […]