This can be found all over the place, but my drunk sister sent it to me via e-mail: Also: Welcome to all the fine folks visiting from LiveJournal! In case you’re curious, I’m an Aries, but I had to look up what “bellicose” meant. Feel free to share in the comments.. ARIES Drinking style Impulsive […]
After all the drama of gaining weight three days in a row late last week, as of my weigh-in this morning I’ve lost a pound in the past seven days. A pound! Â That’s four sticks of butter! Â Four all-beef patties (before cooking)! Â .0037 of my total weight! So yes, I’m a little excited. Â Enough so […]
Okay, Mindy really said “suck it up” but we all know what she meant, right? (also, Mindy? I owe you pictures of that freakin’ alarm clock in action. Dayum) Four Jobs I Have Had: 1) Bartender 2) Hearse driver 3) Accountant 4) Telemarketer for a carpet cleaning company (Chem Lawn, go figure) Four Movies I […]