ultimate

there are few things in the world that compare to a peanut butter egg. I’m just saying… Update: After a busy evening of pissing off damn near everybody in the house, there are few things that can compare to a peanut butter egg and a glass of cheap merlot.

Stop, thief!

Living in a home with large animals is always exciting. Over the years, I have tuned my ears to listen for mischief. Unfortunately, my timing is still a bit off. This evening I heard the doggie door go “clunk” in that way. You know, the way that tells you something just happened. In our case, […]

Unconscious Mutterings

Unconscious Mutterings: “ Material world:: Madonna Satin sheets:: madonna? okay, smooth. Blizzard:: northeast Real estate:: as opposed to fake? Dress up:: but you can’t take him out Wesley:: Buttercup Robber:: baron Saliva:: drool Slave:: driver Shift:: gears “