It’s not just a river in Egypt

I am all better! Really! I’m trying to write with exclamation points, since it makes all my friends seem perky! And, seriously, I am one fucking perky guy! Here’s a joke or two to show you that I’m feeling hunky-dory: “Let me tell ya, you gotta feel bad for John Kerry. Just think he came […]

John Cleese on the election

Dear Franz,Some of you may have noticed that there is a Presidential election in the United States next Tuesday. Those of you living in that great country may still have an open mind as to how you are going to vote. So it may be of interest to know what some of the people are […]

Kerry says he will fix Mt. St. Helens

Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry kept President Bush on the defensive today, telling a Pittsburgh audience that Mr. Bush had allowed the long-dormant volcano Mount St. Helens to erupt on his watch, adding that he would “fix Mount St. Helens once and for all” if elected in November. “When George Bush was elected president, Mount […]