President Creates Cabinet-Level Position To Coordinate Scandals | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source (full text at link): “‘Tonight, by executive order, I am creating a permanent department with a vital mission: to ensure that the political scandals, underhanded dealings, and outright criminal activities of this administration are handled in a professional and orderly […]
Now that I’ve re-started my heart, following the closest Steelers game I can remember in a while, I thought I’d revisit my list from the other day… A partial list of things I have not done so far this year: Bought beer (at the store) But it’s not my fault, my wife put it on […]
Today has been a rough one, even by my standards. It started this morning when we all overslept – past 9 AM. I decided not to awaken my oldest to give him his ADD medicine (now is where y’all can bitchslap me for having him on medicine in the first place) We made it through […]