Totally fake Harry Potter plots

I am making this up. If one or more of these things happen, don’t come looking at me, it’s a total coincidence. Hermione and Ron get pregnant (by accident), and have to quit studying magic to work at muggledane jobs in a bookstore to support their growing family, dealing with tons of fans (of some […]

Another pigeon / statue kind of moment

It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the very moment that Arthur said, ‘I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle,’ a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried […]

New words!

Hi, y’all! I’m still here. Sore from painting and lifting and scooting and all that. Today we put our bedroom back together – at the moment there is quite literally only a bed and an alarm clock in the room. No drapes (woot! Neighbors got a show they didn’t really need), no nightstand, no TV […]